I HEART BART

There is one man.... who is loved by all. Who ALL the ladies want to be with. Who ALL the guys want to be like. Who ALL hypebeasters model themselves after. Who ALL shoe companies want to double label with. Who has a million and one collabos coming out-- even with Paris for her remix album-- and it's going to be waayyy better than Banksy's excuse of a remix album. He even has an all over print mu-mu coming out that's dropping in limited #'s of 2! He doesn't have a vinyl toy coming out, because he IS the vinyl toy! He's so mighty that Ray of Mighty Healthy has surrendered to his mightiness. He's so mighty that he has split Bobby and Ben into 50's! So mighty that Mr. Kim has NOTHING to SAY! You should start stalking him because I already have! And i have first dibs damn it. HE is none other than the mighty BART! 530 Media Lab is actually a front for his world wide domination of all things "streetwear", and his obsession with pastel colors and mayonnaise sandwiches. Maybe if you're cool and limited enough, you can spend a couple measily seconds of your life experiencing Bart's mightiness... I stalk, because he is BART.

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Oh yah, and this was inspired by a certain someone's "you are mighty" (*cough, cough Mr. Owerka Moore!*)... kinda creepy....